Sophie Berkshire escort

One more sleep, then I am off to Surbiton. As always, I am intending to mix business with pleasure. Well us girls do that anyway a lot of the time. hard life eh  I have a couple of friends in the area, so am hoping that we will be able to meet up for a natter.

Actually, I am climbing the walls, bored stiff. I have been waiting for a courier since 9am, and was really praying that he may have arrived by now. It’s now 4.30pm, and as many of you know, I can’t stand still for two minutes. Arrghhh ! 

Talking of praying, a couple of weeks ago I attended a funeral. Not so sad, as the person had long term cancer. My personal opinion is that when you have little quality of life left, death is the kindest release. His grandson actually turned up in a cowboy costume. For me, the worst part of any church service is the sermon. Having spent way too much time in a certain place of worship in my former years, it always amused me how the resident canons managed to deliver a succinct, to the point speech, full of incite and wisdom. Many were downhearted to see that there was a visiting vicar or whatever, as they used to take this as their big moment of glory. It wasn’t unheard of to be sitting listening to their waffle for over an hour. You would see the congregation shuffling with relief as the speaker paused, thinking that he may just have finished, only for him to take a deep breath and go off on one again. Anyway I digress, back to the funeral. I was dreading the sermon, only to find myself listening to the most comical delivery from a vicar that I have ever witnessed. First he called the deceased a cantankerous sod, then proceeded to say that love is often used as a bargaining tool, ” if you loved me you would ….. , gentlemen in the congregation you know what I am talking about !”. I was sitting next to my mother who pretended she didn’t get it. Unfortunately I had already laughed before I thought it through. Whoops.

Anyways, I’ll shut up now and leave you to it.

Chat soon

Sophie

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