Sophie escort visits Guildford

Posted in Uncategorized on March 25th, 2010 by admin

I am so pleased now the weather is improving. I spend most of my spare time trudging through muddy fields, so it is an absolute delight when the ground dries up. Funnily enough, my ” normal ” day gear has been requested by a client on more than one occasion, which surprises me as it almost certainly includes muddy knees at the very least, and no, not for the reason you are thinking.

I am visiting Guildford this coming week, Monday 29th until Wednesday 31st, after which time I will be back in Reading.

Have a lovely weekend

Sophie

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My relaxing lunch with Hannah Gold

Posted in Uncategorized on April 21st, 2009 by admin
My leisurely lunch
I will keep this as short as possible. I was out to lunch today with Hannah Gold. As it goes, the most surprising thing about this is that we didn’t touch a drop of alcohol , which is probably just as well when you consider the events that were to unfold ! 
On paying the bill, we were standing at the window, contemplating which way to go first. At this stage, we spotted five black guys fighting. On first sight, it looked like they were playing ( all handbags at dawn ) , but on realising that they were not, we decided that we needed to do something. I turned round to the staff and suggested that they call the police, something that they were not keen to do ( I thought this was irresponsible , establishments like this should have a similar thing to pubwatch or something ) . When I turned back, I saw Hannah striding across the concrete  .  

” Stop fighting, you lot, pack it in “ 

Well it was funny . All the kids stopped immediately and started telling us their sorry tale of woe, and it turned into a tears, tantrums and tiaras situation. Needless to say, they did as they were told ( a bit of diplomacy goes a long way ) and off they went in separate directions, on their merry way . It was just lucky that they did as they were advised and very lucky , with hindsight , that they didn’t pull a knife . It would seem that the one getting a beating had done wrong , but violence is not the answer . 

I shall be laughing about this one for weeks !

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